Ah, Obituary Last Laugh

 I understand a lot of people now are writing their own obituaries, often from viewpoints which diverge from the truth. Harmless enough, I guess, but it's the final straw when someone alludes, in all modesty, to having  written the lyrics to "Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini."  That was to have been the high point of my own obituary. The plagiarist.