News Break

A la Jimy Fallon:    Thank you, Bennington Banner, for reporting the best story in this bleakest of weeks:  a 63-year-old woman was arrested for indecent exposure for harassing a family while wearing no clothes.  A nine-year-old boy was present, and though he evidently did not view the full monte, he was traumatized into  tears.  The family called the police, who, after an ongoing struggle, succeeded in handcuffing her and placing her under arrest.  As she was being hauled away, she turned to the victims, and said, "You've  got it coming now."