Carpet Bag-it

    He has already closed the pool for the season, so today he went out to take up the carpeting that is on the deck.  He came back into the house, on this damp and chilly day, clad only in his underwear.  Seems that when he got to the end of rolling up the carpet, it retaliated and flung him into the pool.  He's okay though because he landed on the big pillow that keeps the cover in place, the only casualty being bent eyeglass frames. And, oh, now that we look closer, quite a scrape  on his forehead  where he hit his head on the deck post as the pushbroom sucked him into the pool. Details are still forthcoming.   I'm telling you, dangers lie in wait.