Thursday, December 8, 2011

The Icks Factor

L.A. is the only person I've ever seen who keeps time and indicates mad cool approval by turning his head side to side, instead of nodding up and down. Seems hard to do. Nicole S. seems dumb as a rock. That shaggy singer looked lost in the desert, thirsting for water. Rachel Crow is borderline between obnoxious and just plain annoying. Melanie Imaro has an awesome voice, but her please may I just say something routine along with her on again, off again Hispanic accent is wearing a little thin. And those hair extensions from hell. Marcus Canty is a mediocre singer with phony puppy dog expression in his eyes bordering on the absurd, and weighted down by the gigantic crucifix hanging to his stomach. So all hail the winner, the tattoed rapper singer who has overcome adversity and drugs to give Simon's new show an edgy success story. Let's see what the re-habbed rapper does with the 5 mil or whatever it is.

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