Conversation----Yes, about chipmunks
ME: Regaling Dave about various chipmunk incidents on the home front in Valley Falls
MEDICAL PERSON: Do you have a BB gun?
ME: Maybe, but...
MEDICAL PERSON: We have a lot too, and we shoot them with a BB gun.
ME: Well, I don't think my aim is that good anyway.
MEDICAL PERSON: That's why we trap them in a barrel and shoot them there. We split them open, flatten them out, and use their fur to make things---hats and such.
ME: But they're so tiny.
MEDICAL PERSON: That's why we need a lot of them.
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