Yet Again. July 12, 1967

   The following is a promise between the party of the first part, hereby known as Mary Ellen Madigan who resides at  River Road in the Village of Valley Falls in the Town of Pittstown, in the state of New York and  the party of  the second part, hereby known as David Thomas Schroder who resides in the city of Albany, at 12 Massachusetts Avenue, in the State of New York.
   The promise as agreed to by the participating promissor and the promisee is that the party of the second part will do all within  his power and time availability to assist, in whatever way the party of the first part sees fittin and justifiable in the completion of the research paper that the party of the first part has to complete for the *Summer Course of ED. 353 in and for the State University of New York, located at Albany, New York.
    The Details of the promise as stated by the party of the first part, and agreed to by the party of the second part, is that the party of the second part will to the best of his ability lend his time and effort without any hesitation on his part whatsoever, to do the library dog work of the party of the first part, hereby known as the lazy fink.  The party of the second part, hereby known as the stupid idiot for agreeing to such time consuming exercise of futility, will avail himself at the appointed time and place as directed by the party of the first part for such work as necessary to the effective completion of this monumental work.   
                     Signed and duly sworn this day, July 12, 1967, AD
                       in the presence of the God above and the Devil below.

*I checked my Graduate Record Transcript for ED 353, Advanced Educational Psychological Learning.  The grade was a B, good for 9 Quality Points toward 3 Credit Hours.  (It was easy to find my grade because the transcript was in the same box as the letter.  I would do myself a favor by tossing that away, at least the undergrad section.)