The Beautiful and the Drab.

 It's a revelation that the women stars on DWTS's look pretty darn ordinary sans makeup.   They owe so much to their hair and makeup artists who transform them into what our concept of a star should look like.  So sad to have to go through life bereft of that expertise.  (And it's a relief that this year's  show has come to an end:  Derek needs to rest his back.)