Lesson #1, As Promised/Threatened

    Object:  To enable the prospective writer to engage the reader
    Topic:  The Persistent Cat
          Boring:The cat comes into the room.
                       I put the cat out.
                       The cat comes in again.
          Transformation into dramatic vein:
                        "There's that cat again.
                          Get out, you cat!"--
                          "What's  the use?"
Now class, which would you rather read?
                            "Neither," you say. 
                            "Well, *#@*  you!"