I caved

Against my avowed wishes, I did succumb to watching DWTS after all.  My major concern now is not that Valerie will suffer a seizure (though it's a given she'll withdraw after a few shows), not that Jack will have a relapse,  not that Bill or the comedian will have a heart attack, but that Derek will herniate a disc or other body part  if he has to lift Amber.  ****(I have a feeling Elizabeth Berkeley will not last as long as some seem to think.)