Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Non-hoodie

For the first time in the history of reporting, I heard a suspect described as "wearing a blue sweatshirt without a hood." The report didn't mention what else he wasn't wearing, such as a tiara, a wristwatch, sandals, an overcoat, or pair of gloves. We are warned, rather, to be on the lookout for someone who is hoodless. That narrows the search down quite a bit. Reminiscent of Cliff Clavin's Jeopardy response: "Who are 3 people who have never visited my kitchen?"

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