Monday, March 26, 2012

IF

With apologies to Rudyard Kipling:
If I had another house, it would look like a mansion.
If I had a new car, it would look like a Prius.
If I had another husband, he would look like John Hamm.
If I had another son, he might look dead
If he were wearing a hoodie in a gated community.
If I had a gun, I'd probably shoot it.

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