Got that Itch

    Today in the local market, as I approached the produce section to the right, a woman backed up to the end of the display section and leaned against it. Seeing me, she offered in explanation, that she had an itch in the middle of her back, so she rubbed her back against the end post. "Ah," she said aloud. "Oh," I said aloud. "Eww," I said to myself.