Wrong Shoes Oh, the Horror.

   It was a dream but it could happen:  I was going somewhere, a rather important visit, and was dressed for the occasion. We were more than half way there when I saw that I had forgotten to change my shoes. I wear the same pair of old shoes every single day around the house and in the yard---green DKNY slides. I can't wait to change into them every time I come  home. They may not be as bad as they look, which is horrifically gross, as I throw them into the washing machine on a regular basis. But this is what I saw: