The other day the mail brought an envelope containing a questionnaire attached to a $5 bill. The questions mostly related to pet ownership, so I skipped the dog section and turned to cats. One of the questions asked if I considered my cat my best friend. The ratings ran from definitely yes to definitely no, on a scale of 1 to 5. I filled in the 5 circle to emphatically state no. What kind of pathetic person is reduced to having a cat as a best friend.
Later, thinking about best friends, I had second thoughts. I completed the questionnaire: $5 will cover a week's supply of cat food.
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