McDonald's Lobster Roll Review

     Off to McD's to get the new Lobster Roll, one only; I do not partake of lobster.  As it turned out, neither did the one for whom the lobster roll was intended.  I'd even brought along a cooler with ice pack, so the lobster would be fresh and tasty when it arrived home.  "How is it?" I asked the consumer.  "No lobster to speak of, nothing to taste but lettuce."  The cost for the lettuce sandwich with teeny shreds of lobster was $8.99.  I suggested that if he filed a complaint with management, they'd probably offer him another.  He said, "No, I don't want another one."