Watch Out for the Eyes

  He called across the midway from one booth to a woman across from him and a distance down working another concession,  "Yes," he said, "I am one of those people whose eyes change color.  They're green, but turn brown like when I'm angry." His voice rising across the midway, he added, "And when I'm really angry, they turn red, blood red."  I hope the carnival is long out of town  before that happens.