Saturday, November 12, 2011

And the doctor said...

While he didn't precisely tell me to put a lime in the coconut, he may as well have. He, pleased with the results of my cholesterol and other blood tests, advised me to keep doing exactly what I'd been doing. So I'll just have to continue my diet of Klondike bars, Butterfinger Crunch candy bars, frozen yogurt with peanut butter cups, supplemented by oatmeal with cranberries and walnuts, and Freschetti's pineapple and Canadian bacon topped pizza. I figure that must somehow fit into the new food pyramid.

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