Three's you say?

Ben spilled some Klondike Bar chocolate on his shirt.  I washed it off and went to dry it with the hair dryer when it smoked and flared up.  I put  it in the sink until it cooled off and then dropped it in the garbage.  I was talking on the living room phone and it went dead.  Later in the day, the kitchen phone went dead also.  I called Dave at the T's and that phone was dead.  A package I had mailed on August 18 was returned today.  The Return to Sender label cited reason as "other" with no explanation.  My right leg will not bend.