Christmas NRA Style

It's that time of year.  Christmas catalogs and sale items are arriving in the mail box every day.  The other day the mail brought me an advertisement for "The Perfect Christmas Gift:  The 100th Anniversary of the 1911."  That would be the firearm designed by John Browning, and made & engraved in the USA.  The slogan that seals the deal---"Life's too short to shoot an ugly gun."   Aren't you proud of your heritage?