You know you're a redneck when;
--you own 2 cars that you can't drive: one has no title, one has a lug-nut behind the wheel
--you have a swimming pool that has no water in it
---your refrigerator has a bungee cord--wait, make that 2 bungee cords--wrapped around it to hold the freezer door shut (Idea courtesy of Jake from N. Petersburgh)
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