O Lordy

It was one of the first nice days of spring, and I decided to do a little clearing out of the irises along the fence in front of my house. I was sitting on the ground working away, when a car slowed down as if to pull over near where I was sitting. Since I had no reason to believe I was going to be deliberately run over, I thought the driver was going to ask for directions. Instead he just looked closely at me, then drove away. He must have thought I'd fallen and I couldn't get up.