The Final SALVO

   In  a little over a week, I have renewed my Auto and Homeowners' Insurance, having to find  a new insurer after 20 years with Main Street America as they changed to only commercial accounts. I received  Auto policy, awaiting Homeowners. 

  I had my car inspected including the license plates.

  I arranged for snow plowing, with an insured provider.

I had the problematic furnace assessed and cleaned, am awaiting the statement.

I bought a turkey and wrestled it from freezer to fridge for thawing. Chat GPT  says 1 day for every 5 lbs.

I received notice that Albany Gastroenterology Consultants  has  formed partnership with a company called Salvo Health, which will provide insights to my doctors through Remote Patient Monitoring (RPM) to  restore and develop a supporting framework through  Whole Self Science. 

   I suspected this was a scam, so I contacted Albany Gastro, and they confirmed the partnership. EGAD! A company called SALVO.* A barrage of bullets???  (Could be they were locked out of using SALVA as that name is already in use. That name would have been a good fit. But Salvo?  For your health. I say nay.

* The name may be metaphoric, but strikes me as offputting.