Cop Cam U.S.A. Driver vs. ME

 Pulled over enroute to VVH one cold frosty day , officer approaches, asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"  

   CopCam:   No. I wasn't doing anything wrong. Don't you have anything better to do than harass law-abiding citizens like me, you wanna-be cop.

ME:  No, was I speeding?

Officer:  Your registration is expired.

CopCam:   So let me go and I'll renew it. My family is important in this town, so keep that in mind. I have connections.

ME:   Oh, I hadn't noticed.

Officer:  Can I see your license, registation and insurance?

CopCam:  I don't have to show you that. You can't ask me that. I haven't done anything wrong. Don't touch me. Get off me. I can't breathe. I don't have to talk to you. Get a sergeant out here. I want my lawyer here right now.

ME: Here's my registration and insurance, but my license is in my purse on the floor behind me, so I'll have to get out to reach it. 

Officer: Never mind, I'll just take your registration and insurance to my vehicle to check it. 

CopCam:  I'm not showing you anything, you b*%ch. Arrest me if you have to. But you can't arrest me if you haven't read me my Miranda rights. Go ahead, and it's obvious you can't please your wife in bed. And you just lost your badge!