Questions Unanswered

... Can I hear the words Good Morning?
   Would you bring in the newspaper?   I'm not dressed yet.
...Would you get the mail?  I'm still not dressed.
...Will you put the trash cans out?  I'm still not...well, yes, I am, but it's raining.
....Can you take the cat to the vet's?
...Will you  empty the cat litter?
...Can you go to the store for bread?  We're out.
... Now can you get milk?   We're out of that too.
...And stop at the bank to deposit this check?
....Can you figure out why our furnace is emitting the odor of oil?  After 7 visits.
....Will you return Rich's call about our CD?
....Does this outfit make me look fat? Stupid? Ugly?
....Will you do something with me, and not just for me?
...Can you get our printer to copy full-page?
...Do you hear that noise? It's 2:00 a.m.
...Will you help me apply this flea medicine to the cat's neck?Just hold her.
...Can you put air in my car's tire?  The warning light is on?
....Can you reach that cobweb in the corner?  It's too high for me.
...Will you drive me to my medical procedure? They say I need  a driver.
....Will you tell that guy in the driveway we don't want his extra seafood?
....Will you tell the other guy we don't want his leftover driveway sealant?
...Can you scratch the middle of my back? Torn rotator won't move my arm there
...Do you have any idea where the remote is?
...Will you align the bag inside the kitchen garbage can?  I never do.
...Can you make me stop talking to myself?
...Can you take the cap off this GatorAde?  I can't do it without a knife blade.
...Can you explain this Spectrum bill?  Forget it---you never do that stuff.
...Will you have my car inspected? And whatever else it needs?
...Can you bring me breakfast in bed? Just kidding, not since the 1970's.
...Will you return this purchase?  Kidding again--you don't do returns.
...Will I hear the words Good Night?

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