No, thank ye, Lychee.

     Today I opened the refrigerator and spotted on the shelf, front and center, a restaurant-sized jelly container. I know it's recent because there's not much in the refrigerator. I don't remember putting it there, but someone obviously did, guess it could have been me.
    I decided to spread it on my toast, but it was not very malleable, so I decided to read the label. What if it was jelly not to eat but for some other purpose? Yuck. The label read Jin Jin Lychee Jelly, with Chinese lettering. That seemed all right, but then I read, in English, the message, "Please take separate bite and chew before swallowing."
     I threw the Lychee in the garbage.  Why would there be instruction as to how to eat jelly. I'm not even sure what a Lychee is, but it sounds rather dangerous. Back to the Orange Marmalade for me.