Downsize this!

  ON DECLUTTERING:   The time had come for the couple to move into a smaller house, and needed to downsize their accumulation of stuff. So they packed their son's treasured belongings and shipped them to his home in another state. They'd  sorted out, from the garage sales, charitable donations, and trash cans, his things. They shipped his school yearbooks, his high school letter jacket and even the favorite baby blanket he'd loved when he was little.
   When the son received the package of items he once held dear, he called his parents.  "What am I supposed to do with all this crap?"
    His father told him to set fire to it in his driveway.