Monday, August 21, 2017

Signed, Sealed and Who Knows

Sealed the envelope at 11:15 p.m. on Monday, 08/21/2017.  (I think it's my father's birthday. He was never sure because the doctor had written one date on his  birth certificate, but his mother said it was another date.  He figured his mother knew, so he considered that date as his birthday, not the one on his birth certificate.)  Anyway, I sealed the envelope, stapled it for added security and then taped over that.  I'll mail it tomorrow by certified mail and expect to wait  until Christmas time to hear anything.  As statistics say that about 80% of claims are denied, or at least remanded, I guess my New Year's Resolution is already set.  I mailed 96 pages out of a download of a thousand or so.  I've replaced the quantities of printer ink and paper, but not my supply of patience.  Right now, I'd like to incinerate every piece of paperwork in the house.  The forms are not exactly complicated; some are ambiguous, contradictory or just stupid.  I was going to sprinkle Holy Water on my submission,but thought it would probably blur the ink.  So I'll just place the vessel on top overnight and hope the spirit penetrates.  See picture.
      **And oh, yeah, my medical opinion Guru said he has a Plan B.  That's confidence for you.
***I can't wait to get this thing in the mail. but I'll probably sleep 'til the post office closes. I couldn't sleep, had a thought of omission, and tore the packet open, added something which I'll probably regret in the morning. It's 4:23 am and I'm going back to bed.  There are stacks of papers and forms all over the house.
               And at 10:15 a.m. on 8/22/17, for $13.10, it's enroute.

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