Toast Crumbs in the Butter

    It's a hard truth to have to face, but when no one else has access, you are the one who is responsible for the toast crumbs in the butter container. You alone must bear responsibility for the spilled coffee stains on the kitchen counter, and only you could have left the front door ajar instead of closing it securely for the night.   But then, nobody knows and nobody sees and nobody cares but me.