The Long and the Short of It

This year, at last count, I have seen 14 medical professionals, not counting the physical therapists.  Eleven are male and three female.  I am of average height, but 8 of them are shorter than I am with 4 being taller, and 2 whose height I'm not sure of. Both of them are eye doctors, who don't extend the courtesy of  standing up to bid you goodbye, and you're already sitting when they make their appearance.  I think they're short though--therefore the Napoleonic Complex.