Wishes

I wish I didn't have to think about or see or hear about or know of:   Robin Robert's TV comeback (the poor soul), prostate exams, post-nasal drips, any mention of toilet paper for any reason, criminal investigations more than 30 years old (who cares anymore), fake girlfriends (even though funny as heck).  In my lifetime, there is only one movie I wish I hadn't seen, though many were awful; that movie is "Blue Velvet."  I wish I hadn't viewed Dr. Oz touching his tongue to his nose; he already looks enough like a reptile.  But as they say, "If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride," or if southern, "If ifs and buts were fruits and nuts, then we'd all have a Merry Christmas."   *****Somebody get me out of here---this will only get worse.