Bad guy down!

If you've committed a crime and served your time, and you are struck and killed by a hit and run driver, the newspaper, and television news will report not only the unfortunate instance of your death, but that in life, years ago, you served time for the crime of rape. That is, if the driver of the car that killed you was being chased by the police. (Of course, only briefly, after calling the chase off BEFORE the impact.) And the account on TV also cautioned, that though pedestrian death is sad, people crossing the road do need to look both ways. Good advice, don't you think?