And another thing...

Why would anyone choose to put their face within inches of the bathroom mirror when flossing their teeth? I don't get it; what is there to look at anyway? And if they could see anything, why couldn't they see the spatters on the mirror? And for that matter, why not use the floss picks instead of the linear dental floss. Isn't it easier, more sanitary, and better in every way to have everything contained within the mouth. There ought to be a law, or some kind of mandate. (I know this is ungrammatical in terms of agreement, but I don't want to point the finger by making it gender specific.)