Sure you can

Oh, the angst of the young FB generation. After pouring out their innermost heartaches and despair, along with how long ago they showered and what they ate for breakfast,which was consumed late in the day because who wants to get up early, they wail out the mantra of the day: "I can't do this any more." What is it they can't do? Breathe? Continue their relationship? Certainly not hold a job or stay in school. And why can't they do it any more---it seems to have worked out for them so far. Is it a cry for help, even though they say they don't want any help, or at least they don't want any of their friends to "hit them up." You must be in pure agonizing depression if not one of your 793 Facebook friends is in a position to help you. Oh, the horror!